Mwili mpya...

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“We are fucked!”  Tommie stared at the gas cylinder as if it had personally betrayed him. “Gas inaumua iishe sahii? Fuck! Sina job,  pesa ndio hii imeamua kuingia witness protection.” His wife, Mary, was sitting on the edge of the bed, scrolling through her phone with the kind of concentration usually reserved for presidential results. “Babe,  si unawarm ile maharagwe ya juzi?” Tommie turned slowly. “Those beans?” Mary nodded. “The same beans zimekaa kwa fridge tangu juzi?” “Tommie…” “Mary, hizo beans ziko na history.  Juzi ndio zilikuwa beans.  Leo ni story ingine.” Mary sighed. “Ju gas imeisha,  tunatupa hizo beans tulale njaa ama turisk?” Tommie closed the fridge because when he had opened the fridge to take out the beans to warm, a funny smell escaped. “Pasi lazima aniconfirmie kitu.” “What?” “Kwamba binguni tunapewa mwili mpya.” Mary laughed despite herself. “Why?” “Because hii yangu imechoka. Imeishiwa nguvu.  Sasa ju ya njaa, inataka kula beans ...

Moni

Wiki ilikuwa imenitoa mbio mbaya aje, ungedhani design ya hawker na kanjo wa Jiji. Venye ililand Friday jioni, nikajua baaas, naweza pumua kidogo. Nikaingia kwa hao, nikachamgamkia ka shower pale, niskie very nice, clean and fresh.

Alafu kutayarisha kitu ya kula pale ju tumbo ilikuwa inaguruma ka lorry ya FH, ikipanda mlima ikiwa imejaa mchanga. Food ikaiva tu hivi na nikajiserve. Design storyteller wenu yuko very clean na ameng’ara, alafu yuko tayari kuchangamkia plate ya food, ogopa. Hii ndio time huwa hautaki wageni kabsaa but hii life bana, no balance, time hautaki kitu ndio inakuja full force.

Kabla hata sijauma kijiko hata moja ya food nikasikia knock kwa mlango. Najaribu kuona ka ni next door, but venye knock naisikia haiwezi kuwa kwa neiba. Najaribu kukumbuka ka niliset appointment ya playoffs yeyote leo, naona pia zii.

Nikataka kulenga kufungua kabsaa. Design najikaza kuoneshana siko, usitake jua but knocking ikakuwa persistent sana hadi imeanza kuniudhi. Najiuliza tu kimoyomoyo,

“kwani mwenye anaknock hachoki..?”

Venye niliona mwenye anaknock ame persist nikajam nikaamua wacha nifungue nipeane maneno kadhaa na ikiweza pia ngoto zitembee. 



Nafungua tu hivi mlango, narukiwa na hug ingine moto ka jua yenye hukuwa January, na Moni. Nashangaa kwani, huyu dem amebadilika kidogo akaamua kupenda rungu na kuwachia kulamba ikuwe kwa glucose tu? 

After hug, venye aliinama kutoa hizo viatu zake, ndio weeeh wild thoughts zikaanza kuflow in. Mimi si engineer lakini, venye nilikuwa nafikiria na kuvisualize venye nitamweka kwa angle gani nikimnyorosha vilivyo.

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Akanotice nikamsho

“Leo nitakukunja under the covers hadi urudi kuwa straight.”

“utanyooka sawa sawa.”

Akacheka tu, then akaingia

“Souley kunanukia vizuri huku..,”

“kwani umepika nini leo?”


Comments

  1. Na hivyo ndio food ilienda🀣🀣🀣

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Buda you are having sex na hii economy? Musbenais

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  3. I love your piece of art thanks na mtu afai kuwa mchoyo hivo

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  4. Lakini uoge then ndio ukule weh hiyo ni new mimi huchangamkia kwanza πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  5. hio kiroma ulikua umeeka avocado πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. We Mzee uzoee kuweka stori yote😏

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  7. Wueh..sema suspense. Don't tell me the meal came to eat! Hahaha!

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  8. Wee mzee maliza story

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