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              So I'm just chilling at my crib, I decided to call my G huwa namuita anko, (don’t ask why, story for another day because that story needs a whole episode on its own), tuonge tupange ma one two. Hata hatujaongea sana, nasikia my door ina gongwa gongwa na vurugu. Na pause kiasi.  You know that moment where your spirit steps out of your body for a second to peep through the curtain before you do? Yeah, that one. Na hang up call with my G, saa hio nashangaa ni nani huyu ananitafuta na fujo hivi? Naenda kuangalia, alafu nifungue, nijue how it will go down ie kama kutakuwa na throwing of fists. Kuangalia tu hivi, ni three burly men, wamekula chuma wakashiba ka crocodile imemeza wildebeest mzima time huwa zina cross River Mara Na tense kiasi, but najipiga kifua nilikuambia kama mbaya mbaya! Nafungua mlango nijue venye kutaenda, wananicheki hivi, design wanarudi chini then wako zile za  “Pole.” One of them turns to the rest anawaambia...

Moni

Wiki ilikuwa imenitoa mbio mbaya aje, ungedhani design ya hawker na kanjo wa Jiji. Venye ililand Friday jioni, nikajua baaas, naweza pumua kidogo. Nikaingia kwa hao, nikachamgamkia ka shower pale, niskie very nice, clean and fresh.

Alafu kutayarisha kitu ya kula pale ju tumbo ilikuwa inaguruma ka lorry ya FH, ikipanda mlima ikiwa imejaa mchanga. Food ikaiva tu hivi na nikajiserve. Design storyteller wenu yuko very clean na ameng’ara, alafu yuko tayari kuchangamkia plate ya food, ogopa. Hii ndio time huwa hautaki wageni kabsaa but hii life bana, no balance, time hautaki kitu ndio inakuja full force.

Kabla hata sijauma kijiko hata moja ya food nikasikia knock kwa mlango. Najaribu kuona ka ni next door, but venye knock naisikia haiwezi kuwa kwa neiba. Najaribu kukumbuka ka niliset appointment ya playoffs yeyote leo, naona pia zii.

Nikataka kulenga kufungua kabsaa. Design najikaza kuoneshana siko, usitake jua but knocking ikakuwa persistent sana hadi imeanza kuniudhi. Najiuliza tu kimoyomoyo,

“kwani mwenye anaknock hachoki..?”

Venye niliona mwenye anaknock ame persist nikajam nikaamua wacha nifungue nipeane maneno kadhaa na ikiweza pia ngoto zitembee. 



Nafungua tu hivi mlango, narukiwa na hug ingine moto ka jua yenye hukuwa January, na Moni. Nashangaa kwani, huyu dem amebadilika kidogo akaamua kupenda rungu na kuwachia kulamba ikuwe kwa glucose tu? 

After hug, venye aliinama kutoa hizo viatu zake, ndio weeeh wild thoughts zikaanza kuflow in. Mimi si engineer lakini, venye nilikuwa nafikiria na kuvisualize venye nitamweka kwa angle gani nikimnyorosha vilivyo.

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Akanotice nikamsho

“Leo nitakukunja under the covers hadi urudi kuwa straight.”

“utanyooka sawa sawa.”

Akacheka tu, then akaingia

“Souley kunanukia vizuri huku..,”

“kwani umepika nini leo?”


Comments

  1. Na hivyo ndio food ilienda🀣🀣🀣

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Buda you are having sex na hii economy? Musbenais

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  3. I love your piece of art thanks na mtu afai kuwa mchoyo hivo

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  4. Lakini uoge then ndio ukule weh hiyo ni new mimi huchangamkia kwanza πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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  5. hio kiroma ulikua umeeka avocado πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  6. We Mzee uzoee kuweka stori yote😏

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  7. Wueh..sema suspense. Don't tell me the meal came to eat! Hahaha!

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  8. Wee mzee maliza story

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