Unhinged.

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  Jana, nilikuwa naskia uzito aisee!  After my team was beaten na banters zikaanza kukuja kukuja kama Kenya's corruption scandals from fans wa other teams wenye walikuwa wamepata a successful hate watch. Ningekuwa mtu wa hasira, nyahunyo ingekuwa acquainted na mgongo za watu kadhaa. I told myself hakuna haja ya kuvurugana na watu, plus kuwa worked up ju ya mpira, most importantly, mpira ya wazungu.  Sahii kuna watu nimemute pale green app hadi my teams next win ndio niwaunmute nikijaribu kuangalia sahii, nitaishiwa pawa ju najua pale ni back to back banters zinaningoja pale ni mzito.  Anyway, it's been a while since I posted a story, so nikasema wacha nitulie nichonge story and it got me down memory lane, there's this saying that old folks( by old folks I mean our parents, uncles, aunties family friends, etc), who used to say, birds of a feather, wakitaka kutetea their point of view in some matters  (Wanted to say a one size fits all,  but was unsure on how...
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Does body count matter in a relationship?

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A little different from what you have sampled from me, but change is good. Enjoy this piece from Wa_meat.

This is one topic that no couple wants to talk about. 
My question still remains, 

Does the body count really matter in a relationship? 

When entering into a relationship, do people talk about their body count? 

Do they feel comfortable talking about it?

Furthermore, 

who is more likely, 

to have a bigger body count than the other? 

Now enough with the questions and lets get into the real deal. 

I personally think that a man is more likely to have more body count than a woman in a relationship. 

I mean this is the man doing the most and almost all the work. The man should be more experienced hence giving it all. 

I think that when the woman is more experienced io ni shuksha ama maybe the woman ni "poko". 

Talking of which, kunakuanga na maboy poko?
😂😂

This piece was done by Wa_Meat

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  1. RukiaApril 25, 2022 at 7:45 AM

    Oscof kuna wanaume wako hivyo😂😂
    Where do you think the idea of Casanova and man whore came from?
    And I think,as a man if you are one of those, don't get hurt when you get someone with the same

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