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A little different from what you have sampled from me, but change is good. Enjoy this piece from Wa_meat. This is one topic that no couple wants to talk about.  My question still remains,  Does the body count really matter in a relationship?  When entering into a relationship, do people talk about their body count?  Do they feel comfortable talking about it? F urthermore,  who is more likely,  to have a bigger body count than the other?  Now enough with the questions and lets get into the real deal.  I personally think that a man is more likely to have more body count than a woman in a relationship.  I mean this is the man doing the most and almost all the work. The man should be more experienced hence giving it all.  I think that when the woman is more experienced io ni shuksha ama maybe the woman ni "poko".  Talking of which, kunakuanga na maboy poko? 😂😂 This piece was done by Wa_Meat

The story will start with a part from Sauti Sols and Sho Madjozi's song Disco Matanga 🎶Disco matanga🎵 🎶Disco ma Huwezi kunikosa🎶 I had always thought clubbing was fun until I experienced it. You might have heard the saying, whoever doesn't travel thinks the mother is the undisputed cook.  I had decided to tour a bit, walk a bit on God's green earth you know. Ladyluck seemed to be shooting her shot at me because I was hosted by a jolly good fellow called Yohana. On my second day, we are just chilling and talking about various shit when Yohana mentions something, “unakumbuka yule Boyz uligotea juzi, time ulifika huku?” I'm curious about the shit he's telling me so I sit up  attentive and urge him to continue. “Mzae wake manze,” “alienda kukaa na ma ancestors” “Tuvuke matanga kesho.” I agreed, half of the reason is that I expected it to be like the matangas I have attended.  Arrive,  sit through a brief service,  be informed of the order of the funeral slated f...

Then she melted into the crowd. She took a while then nikacheki kuna dame yuko solo kwa corner nikasema nifike hivyo nimpee company. Huyo dame alinisho anaitwa Alicia.  Kuendelea kubonga nikarealize kumbe alikuwa anaogopa. Alikuwa ametag along na friend yake ndio asiboeke kwa hao akiwa pekee yake.  Nikamweka at ease na convo ingine fiti sana akanijenga no incase tupoteanwe tutafutana then we talked some more then Steph akatokea.  Akacheka then akaniita nimfuate. Madem na wivu bana  😂😂  Steph aliona ana compe.. Mimi huyo nikidhani Steph amepata plug wa sth sth iko na sweet aroma tufike cloud nine nayo.  Kufika to some secluded place anatoa some pills. Kumuuliza ni nini ananichapia ati molly. Akaextend mkono anipitishie nikakataa. “Shauri yako”   akasema then akameza.After a while niliona ameanza kuwa handsy.. “Huyu anataka ku unleash the beast”  Nilijiuliza kimoyomoyo.Kiasi kiasi nacheki mjamaa akikam ile corner tulikuwa. Nikajua baaas.. Huyu ni...

Nilikuwa na flashback venye nilijipata kwa hii situation, weeee hata sijui.  Ngoja.., inanirudia pole pole. Ilikuwa weekend na niko kejani, nilikuwa nimejiambia naanza detox ju weeh mwili ingebeat ningeendelea na ile speed ya vinywaji na herbs nilikuwa naipeleka. Series pale kurelax kanyama ka fifty yenye nilichapia msee wa butcher ni ya kutega panya.  😂😂😂  Angejua tu hio panya iko imagined. Plus sembe size yake. Furahia maisha buana. Usiku yangu iko set. Nilikuwa nataka kuweka simu yangu flight mode but kuna transaction ilikuwa ikam through, Safaricom wakue zile za..  sasawa kiongoz. Phone ikalia.. Una dance kidogo simu ikiitana ju niko na ringtone ingine dope. Time umetulia unafanya kitu ndio huwa unatafutwa. Lakini mimi huwa silengi phone call. Utajuaje, naweza kuwa naitwa tender, deal ya dooh ama yakufanya someone’s daughter a curl her toes akisikia fiti. 😉  Nikareceive call.. Alaa.. kumbe ni mali ingine safi hujiita Stephanie. “Souley uko” “niko kwangu...