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Ni mbayaa!

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                 It was one of those days, there I was chilling after some hectic shughuli, just trying to catch my breath, nangoja mat ijae itoke stage nifike mtaa. I spot this girl amekaa kando yangu holding a water bottle, and it was like ¾ full. I was feeling a little thirsty, ok, maybe more than a little.  I say hi to her, Namsho design jua imenikaranga kama mimi ni kitunguu, na venye naskia ulimi imekauka, wacha tu. Si mnaelewa hii joto imekuwa recently? I go ahead and ask her if she would mind giving me a sip of her water?  It seems to me like she doesn't mind my request, because she passes her water bottle over to me. I'm like, I can finally quench my thirst. I take one big sip, and immediately regret it… aiyo!  My tongue is like sandpaper. Naenda kutema, naona kanjo ndio huyo, ananingoja niteme tu hivi, ashuke, na ashine na mimi proper! Inabidi tu nimemeza shingo upande. Ikiteremka naskia ni kama my throat is hosting ...

Eeeeeei

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 Kuna time niliteka dame kumbe yeye hukunia kwa kitanda.  😅😅😅 Wacha niwachapie story. Tulikuwa tumeenda hizi hike, ile yenye mnashikana group ka ya watu 20 mnaamua mwende mnyooshe mguu, mkule nyama na ka road trip itambe. Hio siku tumeshikana different faces, madem ma chali, mix iko fiti, hakuna mtu yuko na sura personal and the vibe is just right. Hio siku tuko na gari mbili a Nissan matatu, tumebeba food na drinks, na first aid kit incase msee alemewe. Sisi hao on our way hadi place ya hike kujibamba. Kwa njia ni ile ku socialize, story hapa na pale, kuangalia ni nani atakuwa by your side, Incase chance ya quickie ijitokeze mkiwa kwa hike. Tukafika place ya hike, tukapewa guide mwingine hakuwa mtiaji so tuliweza kusikizia herb na some liquor during the hike. Tuna have a great time, niko kwa company ya madame wawili, watu wako kwa groups alafu kuna wale wawili hukwamilia guide ka kupe. Tukiwa kwa hike, tukapata chuom yenye ilikuwa ina branch kwa ki area ya campsite, tukase...

Hold up, the confrontation.

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On every step you take, you must think of and take into account the potential risks, if the potential risks are worth it, the benefits and the negatives. I thought hard and long about how I’m going to handle the situation, kind of reminded me of the Jesma examination series.  The first thing that I sorted out was the location of where I’m going to congregate and meet all the ladies who were throwing accusations at me.  This was to be somewhere that was public, yet provided decent privacy in order clear any silly thoughts of any of them thinking that what they had accused me had any weight at all.  Two, timing of the meetup, it was to be done as soon as possible if I took too long, it would seem like I was sanitizing the accusations. I needed witnesses around me, there could be a likelihood of someone crying wolf and sending me to the ghoul where I would have to send someone to the depths of hell when he confuses me with the opposite gender and  attempts to try work o...