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Kamagera

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              In my existence, I have noticed some people are eating life with a big spoon, others like me, life is eating us with big spoons (read spade).  Not so many moons ago I was in a very bad fix, big brain, alot of skills but no paper evidence to match the skill so the people with money think you are a con. Anyway, I had a friend who was a donda (read conductor), I know he makes over 1500 daily because one day he told me, I asked him to link me up to one of the manyangas and he told me, “Si rahisi ni kulink  mimi stakudanganya kama wale uncle wa nyumbani  ati maliza shule nitakueka mahali.”  So he told me about kamagera ( a person who just loads people in a Matatu , and remains.) and their rowdiness. That their survival in nairobi is to be likened to the silverback against 100 men. No mercy. Nikamuuliza, because I want a fishing rod, not the fish itself so as to fend for myself.  So akaniambia you just go to any st...

Eeeeeei

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 Kuna time niliteka dame kumbe yeye hukunia kwa kitanda.  😅😅😅 Wacha niwachapie story. Tulikuwa tumeenda hizi hike, ile yenye mnashikana group ka ya watu 20 mnaamua mwende mnyooshe mguu, mkule nyama na ka road trip itambe. Hio siku tumeshikana different faces, madem ma chali, mix iko fiti, hakuna mtu yuko na sura personal and the vibe is just right. Hio siku tuko na gari mbili a Nissan matatu, tumebeba food na drinks, na first aid kit incase msee alemewe. Sisi hao on our way hadi place ya hike kujibamba. Kwa njia ni ile ku socialize, story hapa na pale, kuangalia ni nani atakuwa by your side, Incase chance ya quickie ijitokeze mkiwa kwa hike. Tukafika place ya hike, tukapewa guide mwingine hakuwa mtiaji so tuliweza kusikizia herb na some liquor during the hike. Tuna have a great time, niko kwa company ya madame wawili, watu wako kwa groups alafu kuna wale wawili hukwamilia guide ka kupe. Tukiwa kwa hike, tukapata chuom yenye ilikuwa ina branch kwa ki area ya campsite, tukase...

Hold up, the confrontation.

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On every step you take, you must think of and take into account the potential risks, if the potential risks are worth it, the benefits and the negatives. I thought hard and long about how I’m going to handle the situation, kind of reminded me of the Jesma examination series.  The first thing that I sorted out was the location of where I’m going to congregate and meet all the ladies who were throwing accusations at me.  This was to be somewhere that was public, yet provided decent privacy in order clear any silly thoughts of any of them thinking that what they had accused me had any weight at all.  Two, timing of the meetup, it was to be done as soon as possible if I took too long, it would seem like I was sanitizing the accusations. I needed witnesses around me, there could be a likelihood of someone crying wolf and sending me to the ghoul where I would have to send someone to the depths of hell when he confuses me with the opposite gender and  attempts to try work o...

Hold up..?

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Life nowadays is like the game, Grand theft Auto. Thievery, betrayal, cons, and fornication left, right and center. Forcing you to be always alert, like the gazelle on the savannah grasslands, always on guard because the moment you let your guard down, they unleash their expertise on you without breaking a sweat or batting an eye. 😅😅 Reputation is, and has been everything since the beginning of time. From the days of Samson to Genghis Khan to Napoleon to Dedan Kimathi. Reputation is priceless power, it can make or break you. Never in my wildest dreams or terrible nightmares would have I ever imagined or thought it would happen to me. Hold up… I know you don’t have a faintest clue what I’m about to delve into, or maybe you do. Have you ever experienced identity theft or has it ever occurred to you in this life? Relax and let the story unfold on how it all went down. I was at hustle that day, kibarua as the layman call it. It was koroga. I had no other option left, all my othe...