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Kamagera

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              In my existence, I have noticed some people are eating life with a big spoon, others like me, life is eating us with big spoons (read spade).  Not so many moons ago I was in a very bad fix, big brain, alot of skills but no paper evidence to match the skill so the people with money think you are a con. Anyway, I had a friend who was a donda (read conductor), I know he makes over 1500 daily because one day he told me, I asked him to link me up to one of the manyangas and he told me, “Si rahisi ni kulink  mimi stakudanganya kama wale uncle wa nyumbani  ati maliza shule nitakueka mahali.”  So he told me about kamagera ( a person who just loads people in a Matatu , and remains.) and their rowdiness. That their survival in nairobi is to be likened to the silverback against 100 men. No mercy. Nikamuuliza, because I want a fishing rod, not the fish itself so as to fend for myself.  So akaniambia you just go to any st...

P Shawries

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  Mchele… Eyy.., This word bana iko na plenty of stories. For those hawajaexperience, I’m neither advertising rice utleast not at moment, nor am I building the name of the West Ham player, what’s his name, Rice.  Nilikuwa nasikia story ka venye vajo husikia story ya watu wamewai have sex, but unlike vajo, mimi sikucrave opportunity ihappen ni experience. Mimi nikidhani hizo zote ni story za jaba bana. Hadi madame kadhaa wananichapia bana hadi wao wamewahi wekewa mchele😅 Hio lazima nichunguze. Nilikuwa club nimeenda kuchapa mbili for the road alafu niishie mtaani hapo 2/3. Niko kwa counter, story kidogo kidogo  na bartender then kuwa in my thoughts kufikiria a few things.  Beer ni baridi, naiteremsha tu mdogo mdogo bila haraka. Music ina play kwa background, na turn na survey the room ndio na notice something. Kuna damsel ananicheckout mbaya sana hadi hafichi. Akacheki nimemcheki akinicheki, akawink seductively nikam-wave over.  Alikuwa mchocolate, petite with n...

Tales of Jezebel

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I thought it was a joke or that I didn’t hear it right like Samuel of the Bible the second time he was called or that my ears had lots of wax or something.  She had picked the right opportunity to strike, I tell you.  Right when  she had besieged Mr. Abdala,  into her black hole, flowing with juices and ecstasy,  that had made  many men  throughout history to fall. Looking back she must have probably thought that the conditions were prime, in her favor, and that nothing she envisioned could go wrong.  That I was ripe for picking and harvesting and that like most men, I was at her mercy or so she thought.  She was dead wrong as she had missed one crucial detail that made her plans come tumbling down like a landslide, I am Souley Muchiri.  I ain’t like any other man, I’m the man. T o be sure on what she had just said minutes before, I asked her again to repeat what she had just said and Jessica, without any shame, she whispered to me as sh...

Cloud 9 The Finale.

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Nikarudi nikajiseti kwa sofa nimalizie series. Nikiwa hapo nilijaribu kukumbuka ni episode gani nilikuwa, Alicia called me again to ask for something. “Souley..” “Yeah” “Uko na T-shirt refu..?” “Wacha nikam nikuchekie.” “nimefua nguo zenye nilikuwa nazo” Alicia was truly blessed. I would describe her in great detail, but I don’t want to make you all horny.  She had that naughty smile on her having seen Mr Abdalla start to rise.   I gave her a t-shirt and one of my shorts then turned to leave the room.  When she was done she came to where I was sat. Put her glorious past on my laps then tasted my lips. “Alaaa!” “Souley..,” “kwani hautosheki?” Steph had woken up and had seen it all. Alicia pulled away while I whispered in her ear that she was a good kisser. I instructed them both to have breakfast ready as hunger pangs had already started. Steph went out to get ingredients to make breakfast while Alicia cleaned the utensils, fixed up the place, then went out to hang her c...

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